I’d like to take a moment to thank you for coming to my first ever blog post on my first ever blog. This is my attempt to gain notoriety on the internet world, but more importantly, allow me to be a service to the world by telling everyone my take on things. I’m assuming that most of the people who are reading this at this particular point are my friends, so I’m probably not going to listen to much of your feedback at this point.
The reason I want to blog is because the world is full of shit, and everyone is apparently appalled by that. Don’t be. The world sucks and you know it. Whether it is nobody wanting to hire you for a job, a shitty family life, or no friends because you sit at home in the basement coming up with your best possible Dungeons and Dragons lineup, everyone has a shitty aspect about their life. So, I offer up to you, friends, random readers, internet gods, etc., my feelings and views on life, as well as some advice that many of you probably need. If you like what I have to say, then awesome, keep coming back and reading it. If you don’t, well, maybe you need to open your eyes a bit to the real world. Or stop reading my blog.
The ultimate endgame for me would, I suppose, be that I end up getting hired for some comedy writing gig for a TV show like Tosh.0, The League, or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. So if you’re reading this and work there, then drop me a line or something. My parents want me out of their house. Also, I have a strict salary requirement of $86,000/year, or whatever the equivalent to that in cigarettes, whiskey, and Chinese food is.
I’ll be posting the first real blog post on here later this week, so be on the look out for some new life lessons, advice, and viewpoints.
Take it easy,